Dreams really do come true.
I know every place on here and it makes me miss home.
in which I buy flavors of pretz that I don’t even like, just so I can have Kaoru watching me on my computer.
Now to scour all the stores in the area for a Shinji to hang with him.
(this new eva movie is going to be the death of
me my wallet)
I am watching a show with a bunch of talent in costumes— four dressed up in kigurumi of dogs (I think?) and one as Spiderman. They are being made to do random stunts on this slippery slide with a ball pit at the bottom.
When I actually paid attention, I noticed that all of them seemed to be holding something into their chests, like where their nipples should be. Like something was folded up there? It makes it difficult for them to balance/etc because they basically have to keep their hands over their nipple the whole time.
Then one of them falls down and loses hold of his nipples. And two tubular “breasts” pop out, like the streamers-in-a-can prank.
I bother to read the random words on the screen— instead of スパイダーマン he is オッパイマン (that is, mashing together the words for ‘breast’ and ‘Spiderman’).
Finally, the “Spiderman” lost control of his breasts… and webbing shot out of them.
The nipples fell off and webbing shot out.
Of his tubular breasts.
Spiderman’s breasts shoot webbing.
This is a legit promo for the film being released here in Japan, btw.
(apparently the show’s name is ピカルの定理)